Tebowed

Verb: to get Jimmered; the act of unexpectedly getting worked by your opponent.

Did you see that! The Broncos just Tebowed the Steelers! Just like when Tebow Jimmered all those other teams.

by tyscat January 9, 2012

Tebow Magic

Performing Task that seem impossible but pulling it outta your ass at the last minute.

Winning a game in OT like it's nothin.

Guy1:Dude how did you win?
Guy2:After Reading the bible for a year I was invoked with Tebow Magic.

by Jaken Guard December 19, 2011

Tebow

verb: to cry like a bitch.

I know your cat died but stop Tebowing.

by The Rev D December 29, 2009

Teboner

The intense feeling of excitement that stems from witnessing the conquests of quarterback Tim Tebow.

Dude!! Watching that comeback win the Broncos had over the Bears gave me a massive Teboner!!

by Sandusky69 December 31, 2011

Tebow

One of the most famous homosexual football players in NCAA Division I history. Plays "quarterback" currently with the Denver Broncos.

Janice: Did you see Tebow cry on Sportcenter?
Me: Yep

by Jon221 January 20, 2012

Tim Tebow

(v.) to deny sexual intercourse with a female who is desperately attempting to mate with the male counterpart.

Person 1: Damn yo, this girl wants to fuck me soooo bad its rediculous.
Person 2: So you gonna smash that man?
Person 1: Nah yo, Im gonna Tim Tebow the shit out of her, sheel never have sex with me in her life.
Person 2: Damn you have the heart of a champion.

by phillybol January 23, 2011

tebe

Tebe means focused. Is depicted as a man of short stature, who enjoys dominating the conversation. He is energetic and fun, slightly over weight but kind, selfless and loving. Characterized as hot tempered with a pot belly.

Back away from that buffet, you're being a Tebe.

by Yo J Bronson August 13, 2017