Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.
Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
Get the Pilgrimm's Fairy Talesmug. A snitch.
Isn't Harry, Duke of Sussex a little tattle tale Margaret? Telling tales about his family is so unseemly don't you think!
by anonymous February 7, 2024
Get the Tattle talemug. Block tales is a game on roblox that is very underrated for how good it is. It s and rpg game that takes heavy inspiration from earthbound and paper mario rpgs.
by Skimiksi March 4, 2025
Get the Block Talesmug. by Frankster420 October 7, 2019
Get the Dead Man Tells No Talesmug. A cautionary tale is a story that gives you a warning or a moral lesson but do to social media and relationships it’s another form of giving people trust issues
Mike: Amy… i don’t trust Gina
Amy: why you say that?
Mike: because I saw this Tic Toker talking about this story time about him and his friends girlfriend “going” and it bothered me
Amy: Those are cautionary tales don’t take em to seriously, take caution to it, but not to the point it ruins your relationship.
Amy: why you say that?
Mike: because I saw this Tic Toker talking about this story time about him and his friends girlfriend “going” and it bothered me
Amy: Those are cautionary tales don’t take em to seriously, take caution to it, but not to the point it ruins your relationship.
by Melo2967 January 14, 2025
Get the Cautionary talesmug. by Slooshie65 September 13, 2025
Get the Hatred Block Talemug. by Tim’s Internal Testical (TIT) December 16, 2021
Get the Veggie Talemug.