swiss log

a class C fecal extraction where two logs overlay usually in the shape of a Swiss Cross
also a sign that jesus christ himself is in your colon

"hey, guys, I'm back from dropping a swiss log praise the lord!"

by B Hicks 2016 December 10, 2015

Swiss Bag

An unfortunate defect that occurs in plastic bags where the bottom isn't sealed properly and holes exist but are not apparent until actual use.

When the Swiss Bag is used to pick up dog poop while walking the dog, it becomes a Swiss Poop Bag. Should the dog walker use the Swiss Poop Bag to pick up dog poop, there is a high likelihood the dog walker will experience fresh pressed poop

by the creeper October 21, 2009

swiss sizzler

Fucking a fat girl to the point of exhaustion and then rolling her down the stairs.

E.g. "I gave Burtha, the baddest swiss sizzler in human history"
Or "Gertrude is a fucking hoe, I want to swiss sizzle that bitch dizzy"

by swisssizzler September 29, 2014

Swiss Roll

When you cum in a chick's ass, and then she takes a shit and it's all swirled together like a swiss roll.

"Oh man I had the greatest anal last night and then made the best swiss roll this morning!"

by MonkeyCheese3d November 29, 2011

Swiss Shitter

How poor people refer to swiss luxury watches like Rolex, Patek Philippe and Audemars Piguet

Jim: I heard Ryan made a killing on dogecoin and bought himself a Rolex
Bob: I would never waste my money for swiss shitter like that, a true horology enthusiast knows Seiko is the pinnacle of watch making,
Jim: Don't be mad that your wife cheated on you and all you got was an Invicta.

by BillyBoyBob11111111 August 10, 2021

Swiss Colony

A Midwestern employer that offers zero benefits, zero guaranteed hours, and zero time off allowance. Never ever work for this company, it will only bring you pain.

Dude1: I really need to get a job.
Dude2: Anywhere but Swiss Colony man, that place is hell.

by Matthew Schultz June 9, 2007

Swiss Cheese

Somebody who acts nice when in presence of those who like her, but when alone with those she does not like, becomes rude and self centered. Swiss cheese's are often snobbish to the point were it becomes amusing to only you.

Layla: Hey Hayley! Apparently Carly got the lead role in the school play!
Hayley: Ughhh...
Layla: WHAT?! YOU DONT LIKE CARLY?!!!!!!111?!!!1111
Hayley: She's such a swiss cheese...
Layla: Whatev.

by Okay? Okay. October 5, 2013