Saddam-I-am

Jesse Ventura's greatest enemy.

Saddam-I-am, Saddam-I-am,
I do not like Saddam-I-am!

Would you like him with Iran?

I would not like him with Iran.
I would not like him with Islam.
I would not like him spreading terror.
I would not like him anywhere-r!
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I do not like that man, Saddam!

Would you like him with inspectors?
Would you like him with defectors?
Would you like him with no chemicals,
Which means no wartime epidemic-als?

Not with inspectors, not with defectors!
Not with Islam, not with Iran.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I want regime change for that man!

Arms! What if he had no arms?
Would you still make him buy the farms?
Nukes! Without them, would you let him?
Or would you send troops in to get him?

I do not want him with an arsenal.
I would not, could not! This is personal!
I do not like his oil-gained cash.
I do not like his black mustache.
I do not like Saddam-I-am!
I must disarm him. That's my plan.

You do not trust him,
So you say.
Inspect him, inspect him,
And you may.
Inspect him and you may, I say.

I will find bombs
You will see.
I may find them in a tree.
For I will look inside each stone,
And I will look beneath his throne.
And I will look in rolled-up socks,
And barber schools, and closed-down mosques.
And up the hill, and in the rain,
And in the dark, and on a train.
I will find them here and there-r,
He'll be our win in the war on terror!

I do so like
To bash this man.
Thank you,
Damn you,
Saddam-I-am!

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Sudden Death

1) A term used for video game and some sport events in which the game ends in a tie so the teams are given one more round in which first point wins

2) When your mobile device shuts down with no warning, because you haven't charged it then it glitched and forgot the notification.

1) Tommy and John play Call For Duty: Current Battlefare 4, the game ends and the score reads 5:5- the game goes to sudden death.

2) Tina was texting Mike, her iPhone pulled a sudden death mid-conversation

by Live and let Leo September 19, 2017

Shuddawp

A more gangster-style way to say "shut up".

Eyy, shuddawp dawg !

by Quebecker April 12, 2008

Sudden partial amnesia

When in the process of starting to write,type, or do something suddenly forgetting the specifics of what you were gonna write,type,or do but still remember the general outline. It can become a real pain in the ass when you try to remember it.

Typing:

My papers on..uh..hmm..i know it had 2 words..hmm..well..god damnit.
Sudden partial amnesia.

by Nalek Hawkblood May 19, 2009

sudden style change

the act of chaning one's style from one stereotype or trend to another. Emo to Prep, Gangster to Emo etc etc.

That emo kid cut off all his hair and started wearign Abercrombie, what a case of sudden style change.

by Ebby Harrington June 30, 2009

Saddam hot

A very attractive and/or sexy person or thing

"Jessica Alba is Saddam hot, I'd hide in a hole for a year to get with her".
"These sneakers are Saddam hot".

by DjaliPlume January 23, 2011

Saddam Clause

The false reasoning that it is okay to commit the perceived lesser evil of violating the principles of the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, national sovereignty, and/or international/federal/state/local laws to eliminate a perceived greater evil, regardless of the consequences.

The United States invoked the Saddam Clause to invade Iraq.

by OneBrokeGuy December 27, 2011