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am i speaking chinese? 

The phrase “Am I Speaking Chinese?” Is a metaphor people use when they don’t think the other person understands something one has said/explained.
Do you understand or am I speaking Chinese?

Streaming Aids 

When you're streaming something on the internet and it's only a short length but it stops about 20 seconds in and starts buffering again. Usually in the form of an important and amazing song on youtube, thus ruining it. Even though you have broadband.

Screaming parking lot lady 

A loud bitch that goes on a rant about illegal photography in a parking lot. The video starts out with her getting out of a car and demanding a camera. For 4 minutes, she screams about illegal photography and trespassing. At one point someone gets too close to her and she screams GET AWAY FROM ME. he asks what they did wrong and she says(or screams).....

1.TRESPASSING
2.ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3.YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOUVE BEEN YELLED AT

go on youtube and search "crazy screaming lady" It will be the first thing
"YE KNOW WHAT ASSHOLE?!"

~Screaming parking lot lady

screaming chicken 

A sexual move that involves a male beating off in the face of an unsuspecting, sleeping female. Just as he is about to reach climax, the male screams out a chicken sounding "BUCKOOOOCK!" to awaken and startle the female just before she is shot in the face.

This is a play off of the "screaming Eric" in which you scream as loud as possible just before ejaculation.
Sexually deprived Trevor arrived home late and saw his girlfriend fast asleep in bed. In a fit of rage to get back at her for months without sex, Trevor gave her a Screaming Chicken. Sadly, shortly after, she bit off his penis.

speaking in tongues 

term for a phenomenon which today is better known as "automatic" or "unconscious" talking. The person who "speaks in tongues" is unaware of what he says, he could talk in a foreign or made-up language, or fall back into speech patterns of his childhood.

Is mostly induced
by either psychoactive drugs (e.g. opium, lsd, psilocybin, mescaline) or a deep hypnotic trance.
Spectator: "They are speaking in tongues!"

Speaking IMHO 

1) That act of speaking in ones humble/honest opinion.
2) Enacting freedom of speech
3) a disclaimer - See IMHO
I was 'speaking imho' whan I made that comment about your funny looking dog.
Speaking IMHO by Lil_Stinker August 3, 2009