Scoop

To get away with doing something either illegal or against a person of higher authority's will.

Friend: How did you do on the test?

You: I had the answers written on my arm! Scoop!!!!!

by Doctore November 16, 2011

new jersey scoop

In reference to passing someone on the highway, where the driver will get within 6 feet of the car ahead and then signal and pass, using the air pocket behind the front car to gain speed (or to just be an asshole).

"Nick just New Jersey scooped that guy on the parkway so dirty!"

by justin suriano June 28, 2006

Stoopy Sticker

A way to call your friends stupid and it was made by itsfunneh/kat

Funneh:Lunar how do you spell Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Lunar:Uhhh P N E U M N O ULTRAMTIOUS
Funneh:NO you didn't even pronounce it its P N E U M O N O U L T R A M I C R O S C O P I C S I L I C O V O L C A N O C O N I O S I S
Draco:What th-
Funneh:✨ STOOPY STICKER ✨

by Kayla Bayla June 4, 2021

dirt scoop

The low down that is revealed by one to embarress another.

The dirty details

The skinny on the situation

Private info revealed for the purpose of pissing someone off usually over a game

Dude peep this dirt scoop.

Dog you will never believe this dirt scoop about Jessica.

I got that dirt scoop.

Dude I can't believe you dropped that dirt scoop in front of her.

by weaktits December 17, 2008

scoop group

the group of people at a gathering that have chicks in their midst only because someone pulled a scoop stoop

Guy 1: "Yes! scoopy doopy made it! this is a sausage fest no more; now we got ourselves a nice lil scoop group with sum tig ole' bitties"

Guy 2: "See, man, I told you pullin that scoop stoop would pay off in the end"

by prokzi August 10, 2009

Nose Scoop

The act of scooping/rubbing against someone else's nose with yours in an upward motion. This is usually used as a sign of affection or a way to avoid a kiss, almost like an Eskimo kiss.

She hadn't brushed her teeth since the tacos she had earlier so she dodged the kiss and nose scooped him.

by Harmless December 13, 2012

Soft Scoop

An absolute fucking boring idiot
(plain, boring, useless)

'he/she is an absolute soft scoop'

'stop being such a soft scoop'

by rob93 February 13, 2014