luke's chicken flavored stoner crackerz are bomb ass!!
Keg: "hey lydia want some stoner crackers"
Lydia:"yes indeedy!!"
Keg: "hey lydia want some stoner crackers"
Lydia:"yes indeedy!!"
by PPJ-M and keggy keg October 19, 2011
The unwritten rules stoners follow when smoking and anything related to stoners and smoking marijuana
Tommy sparks up a blunt and asked "which way to pass it."
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.
David: stoner law says you should always pass to the left
Tommy: oh yea and it says puff puff pass right?
David: that is correct.
by zachwarhawk January 30, 2011
I'll chill with who ever wants to blaze but smoking by yourself and being a loner stoner is the best and conservers YOUR weed from niggas.
Nothin beats the life of blazin all day and chillin :)!
Nothin beats the life of blazin all day and chillin :)!
by enigmaenigmaenigma July 29, 2010
The big giant smile on your face that you get after you smoke some good weed and you're feelin reallllly nice.
Jamie: Hey man..Im feelin reallly nice right now..let's put on some music.
Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)
Steven:Okayyyy I'll do thatt (stoner smile)
by 420Chick July 15, 2009
The tobacco dumped out the window from a cigar to smoke weed out of (known as a blunt.) Usually found in parkinglots.
You step out of your car and see a pile of tobacco on the ground and say to your buddy, "hey look at that Stoner Scat"
by curley hutto December 02, 2005
When a member of a workplace feels so threatened by other members of staff that they have to fabricate both an entire back story of the 'exciting' life they abandoned to come and work here.
A Martin Stoner will usually see there way to the top by using their supreme lying skills to cajole insecure people into their clique, and try to 'push' other members out.
A Martin Stoner will usually see there way to the top by using their supreme lying skills to cajole insecure people into their clique, and try to 'push' other members out.
Worker 1: Did you hear that Worker 3 tried to get Lily fired?
Worker 2: Oh no, that's terrible!
Worker 1: Yeah I know
Worker 3: What are you talking about?
Worker 1: Did you try to get Lily fired?
Worker 3: No, what made you say that?
Worker 1: Well worker 4 told us - he used to work for Medicine Sans Frontier in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro so we believed him.
Worker 3: It's not true - it's a Martin Stoner.
Worker 1: Oh right, I'll watch what worker 4 tells me from now on.
Worker 2: Oh no, that's terrible!
Worker 1: Yeah I know
Worker 3: What are you talking about?
Worker 1: Did you try to get Lily fired?
Worker 3: No, what made you say that?
Worker 1: Well worker 4 told us - he used to work for Medicine Sans Frontier in the favelas of Rio de Janeiro so we believed him.
Worker 3: It's not true - it's a Martin Stoner.
Worker 1: Oh right, I'll watch what worker 4 tells me from now on.
by EndoGhost November 23, 2009
luck that normally you would disregard but because you're high it seems so much more amazing and you feel like the luckiest person in the world
by bongbott December 12, 2009