stoner feet

When you are hella high, and you get freaked out, and run hella fast

Did you hear what happend to bob?
No what?
The cops were coming, and he got stoner feet and ran a mile, they never got him

by dopeshitdude95 November 14, 2010

Stoner Swag

A walk that stoners tend to have. It is a swift, gliding movement. Although it seems to be slow, the long strides move the stoner far in distance. It is accompanied by a sleepy look.

The boy walking out of the bong shop had stoner swag.

by vhattttt June 16, 2011

The Pinch Who Stole Christmas

A person that promises to get you a sack of weed but extracts an exorbitant "toll" or delivery tax (aka sack tax) without your express permission, by pinching choice buds out and leaving you with sadness. This tax can be upwards of a third of your sack. They've also been known to cover up ther handywork, by putting stems, sticks or pebbles in your sack to accomodate for the lost weight.

This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.

Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.

Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?

Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.

Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas

by BigBlackBlick October 26, 2010

stoner dot

A small tattooed dot on the hand, usually on the web between the index finger and thumb.

"Did you see the stoner dot on that guy?"

by oddism January 7, 2016

rookie stoner

Someone that is interested in smoking marijuana but hasn't had the chance to yet. They often want to smoke because they're friends are doing it, they're bored, they like stoner music, or they just want to try it. Most of the time they will gladly be accepted into the smoking circle

friend: hey man are you a stoner?
me: nah im only a rookie stoner
friend: oh do you want to come smoke with my friends and I
me: sure

by CMAL14 September 11, 2009

stoner moment

The times when smoking weed your brain seems to freeze, for an undefined amount of time.

It all goes quiet in the room, blank faces every where, yup its a stoner moment.

by Holisticstoner January 30, 2004

Stoner Chef

A guy whos stoned,but for some strange reason (do not question it) they will cook ,not stick in the microwave,but make burgers,eggs,pancakes,or a sandwhich made of those 3! There a rare sight.

Yeah son after we got back from cheefin on 2 of these fat ass gars,Aaron hit the kitchen and made us chicken w/ yellow rice hes such a stoner chef,I love that dude.

by Mr.Ganja August 18, 2010