Steam Donkey

When you gotta take a mad shit and know it's gon' be messy so you start the shower and end up taking too long on your shit so it gets all hot, smelly and humid in the room, thus resulting in a Steam Donkey.

I ended up taking a fat, unexpected steam donkey when I got back to the hotel room last night.

by GhoreBones January 10, 2018

steaming dolphin

a curved piece of steaming poop that resembles the shape of a dolphin

I took a picture of that steaming dolphin before flushing

by hold_mah_dick October 14, 2012

Steaming The Cheese

Holding in your farts.

That flight was 5 hours and I was steaming the cheese the whole time!

by BixiBite April 5, 2011

Steaming Rooster

After digesting a gallon of chili, one craps on top of another's head. It forms a red cap resembling a rooster's head.

steaming rooster

by Tits Mcgeeeeeeh October 13, 2010

Steaming Earmuff

The act of pooping in someones ear.

Man, my wife was so pissed at me last night she threatened to give me a steaming earmuff!

by Carymav October 9, 2011

Steamed Trout

When you take a dump, and hot shower afterwards. The steam intesifies the smell for days.

The wife pissed me off today, so to get her back I made a steamed trout.

by steamed trout January 24, 2010

Steaming Pepe

When a guy pulls out when a girl is giving him oral sex and he makes a mustache of cum on her upper lip

Guy: She must have just gotten a Steaming pepe she has white stuff on her upper lip!

by marieesse October 16, 2011