follow the map to Stalingrad 

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale.

If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?

follow the map to Stalingrad by Uncle Dimma September 22, 2017

facebook stalking 

A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.

Mom: Get to your homework _____ (child's name)
Child: One second mom, i'm facebook stalking.

facebook stalking by tone everlast January 11, 2010

Starling Engine

After smoking really strong weed one reaches a state of "Starling engine" when the sound of starlings drives a person to a high induced paranoia.

Oh dude you smoked that weed and ended up starling engine.

Starling Engine by slssfw May 22, 2005

stalking your clock 

it's when you have problems sleeping and lay there watching your clock so often that it's like a stalker watching their victim.

ron: i've been having so much trouble sleeping.
tif: you been stalking your clock?
ron: worse than a stalker with their victim

stalking your clock by draventea January 14, 2009

stailing 

attempting to live life slow to anger and abounding in love.

I've been stailing my whole life and it's hard work but worth it.

stailing by Charleyme June 3, 2010

Show Stalking 

(v) - When an actor/actress in a recurring role from a show you watch appears in a recurring role in a second show you watch without warning

Guy 1: "Heroes is looking good this season, huh?"

Guy 2: "Yea, except Madeline Zima is show stalking me now."

Guy 1: "Woah, creepy"

Guy 2: "She was good in Californication, hopefully she'll be good in Heroes too. Either way I'll make sure to lock my windows and be careful what I watch."

Show Stalking by Master Exploder 69 September 23, 2009

corn stalking 

When two men stand back to back with their ass cheeks gently touching while reaching around and stroking the other man's cock.

"Hey dude, after the gym do you want to take a shower together and maybe do some corn stalking?"

corn stalking by cornstalker69 June 29, 2017