Stalking

A female or females who are secretly following you around with you knowing or without you knowing because she/they are odsessed wants to have sex with you because you make her horny

I think somebody is stalking me

Stalking by Potent penis in the anus August 25, 2020

Face Stalking

To make someone's Facebook page your homepage.

I've been face stalking Ryan ever since I had a crush on him.

Face Stalking by apr3ttycarcrash October 1, 2008

Crossreference Internet Stalking

To creepily stalk another person by looking at their accounts on two different websites (Ex. Twitter, Facebook) and then discussing they websites in comparison.

"She wrote on my Facebook wall about my latest Tweet. How creepy. Such Crossreference internet stalking."

Crossreference Internet Stalking by lilliegeena March 13, 2010

stalking

something a dumb ugly guy does when you DONT WANT HIM. No you didnt just ask her out or flirted , she told you NO 500 times and you didnt hear it. No one looks at your myspace. Youre delusional and sick and need a life stalker boy.

he was STALKING her and he tried to pass it off as FLIRTING.

stalking by ddfg December 26, 2007

Gang Stalking 

A bunch of bullshit. Voice to skull technology+frequencies received by the ears that depress you and make you anxious+body manipulation+the worst performance you'll ever see. A nonsensical retard fest. It's not anyone in your community. It's not anyone you know. It's the government. It's MK-Ultra Part 2. Ignore them and mock them, and they'll eventually fuck off.

The word gang stalking is misleading

Gang Stalking by theantichrist July 1, 2010

Twitter stalking

Going to someone's Twitter account (normally a celebrity's) and scrolling through every tweet, looking at every picture, and reading every private conversation they've had. Most people will probably think you're a crazy fangirl for doing this.

Friend: Where did you find these pictures?
Me: I was going through Keegan Allen's Twitter account last night.
Friend: You need to stop Twitter stalking!

Twitter stalking by Me_Iz_Here September 5, 2011

staggeringswaggertag 

the act of a disoriented cocky person running around in a drug addled state in such a strange manner that it appears to the people watching the person that he/she is playing a game of tag with themselves.

Man you should have seen that kid at the party last night, he was so wasted he was losing his mind. He was yelling at the top of his lungs declaring his superiority to the universe. It was far out and he was trying to play a game of tag with himself. I think he dropped acid he was on a staggeringswaggertag trip.

staggeringswaggertag by Woody's got cigarettes March 11, 2010