parking the squid

The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.

Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.

by Burnie Jenkins September 7, 2016

squid pro row

Not being able to understand a certain phrase that is said to you.

"RRiigghhhht Dr.Evil squid.. pro.. row?"

by austin powers January 31, 2004

squid-goat

Someone who is large in the torso and small in the legs. Also someone who is small in the torso and large in the legs. Two unmatched halves in one person, like a squid and a goat.

Damn, that girl is squid-goat.

by phlglyshk April 27, 2011

Squid Games

An educational show on Netflix starring broke Koreans that teach you about shapes, numbers, and different parts of the body.

Squid Games teaches you about life

by BounceFire December 2, 2021

Coney Island Squid

Tampon applicators thatwash ashore on the most northern beaches of New Jersey

Look at all dem coney island squid washed up on da beach

by goshnoway August 11, 2008

squid nigga

we say that to our best friends. Squid nigga means that u are someone's best friend

Mea,Taeya,Selena, and Mady P. are all my squid niggas

by Merly December 12, 2011

Pulling Squid

The act of Masterbation:Pulling the squid is also known as a gay term for males with a fetish for sea food

Chocking the chicken, Beating the monkey, see beat it like a rented mule, also known as jerkin the gerkin

~Knock Knock~"Are you in the bathroom pullin squid again bobby?"
"YES MOMMY!"

by Squid Master December 3, 2002