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morale sponge

An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.
"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."
by dlc671 April 3, 2009
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Sponge-Dicking

Sponge-Dicking (Sponge-Dick); The act of quick grabbing all of the items contained in a chest during a Hunger Games battle in Minecraft, essentially absorbing it's contents like a big absorbent, spongy dick.
"Hey, 'azzturdz69' is Sponge-Dicking that chest!"
by Sc1ss0rw4lker June 27, 2016
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Giggle-sponge

A cum filled uncrustable peanut-butter jelly sandwich. Delicious and easy to make.

Simply,

hollow out a third of the peanut butter and jelly

and then fuck the shit out of it and fill it with some precious semen.

Best paired with wocklean and fentanyl.
Please enjoy responsibly.
" Geez,have you seen Fabien faggotdick?

He can really gobble down a giggle-sponge "
by Killallfurries42069 October 14, 2023
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Drama Sponge

A person who involves themselves with drama without being involved to begin with.
Man 1: Hey bro I heard about what your argument with Kyle you should watch your back.

Man 2: How about you quit being a Drama Sponge and mind your own buisness.
by Mofirefist October 12, 2020
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Sponge Moment

When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge
Jokester: You’re fat
Sponge Momenter: That’s why yo mama dead
Person: You pulled a sponge
by NotAdo April 19, 2020
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Damage-sponge

An entity in a videogame which requires a high level of damage inflicted against it to defeat as opposed to having any meaningful game-play challenge.
In a game that otherwise demanded a keen sense of strategy, the final boss was quite a damage-sponge.
by ApricotFields February 12, 2022
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sponge punch

Fisting an unshaved vagina.
Best method for sponge punch "You've got to punch the sponge to plunge the clunge" -Gavin Free
by Binaryjutsu February 7, 2015
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