A mirror (i.e., 'spiegel' = 'mirror' in German) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. Usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.
Dude, last night I got so turned on watching myself that I like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my cock for hours.
by erotonaut February 01, 2008
by Sploogifier August 25, 2022
On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
by SCbobby222 October 21, 2017
by september11th2000-fun October 30, 2020
Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
by velocite3 July 04, 2020
When an A 10 warthog pilot perfectly times a G4 black and the firing of the cannon while climaxing with a flesh light.
In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee
In stead of brrrrrrrrt its slpuuuurrrrggggeeee
by Sploogestrife October 24, 2023
A sexual act in which the male parter, as he is about to finish, pulls out, and produces a tazer. He proceeds to press the tazer against the female genetalia , shock her, and then finish over the affected area.
man1 " so, how was your night?"
man 2 "pretty good, this girl i took home from the bar let me thunder splooge her, shit was cash"
man 2 "pretty good, this girl i took home from the bar let me thunder splooge her, shit was cash"
by Djuken December 25, 2019