Splooge

White, gooey fluid that is ejected from the penis.

Her: ayo, wanna fornicate?
Him: Sorry, no. I just splooged 5 minutes ago, I can’t. :(“

by Abyss_VIII November 4, 2021

splooge splurge

busting a lot of nuts in a day

i splooge splurged with a whopping 7 nuts today

by september11th2000-fun October 30, 2020

splooge

a sound effect that mason makes

masons employer: " sir it says here on your resume you can make the splooge noise? can you elaborate?"
mason:*splooge*

by b2finness July 6, 2022

Splooge looge cantena

Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.

Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

splooge spiegel

A mirror (i.e., 'spiegel' = 'mirror' in German) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. Usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.

Dude, last night I got so turned on watching myself that I like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my cock for hours.

by erotonaut January 11, 2009

splooge mcduck

a phrase to describe a man who wants to maintainthe nobility of his family jewels from uncouth up and coming banjii boys.

nah, i dont need no bttm, bruh-- lately, ive had to be splooge mcduck 'cause these hyenas want shit for free.

by faggot_genesis July 15, 2019

Anal Splooge

when after anal sex the semen dribbles from the anus

JORDAN "that was a good pounding"
LUKAS "sorry about the anal splooge on your dick"

by AnalSplooger May 30, 2018