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Splooge looge cantena

Home to town whore. Men frequent this home after hours and bars closing. Proprietor takes payment in cash or meth. Services offered are anal, pissing, blowjobs and pot pies.
Fuck dude think ill cash my check, get high, and head to see Amy at the old Splooge Looge Cantena.
by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023
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splooge spiegel

A mirror (i.e., 'spiegel' = 'mirror' in German) used by a guy who likes to watch the reflection of himself and/or other guys splooging. Usually includes copiously splooging directly onto the mirror.
Dude, last night I got so turned on watching myself that I like totally shot a huge load all over my splooge spiegel after edging my cock for hours.
by erotonaut January 11, 2009
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splooge

a sound effect that mason makes
masons employer: " sir it says here on your resume you can make the splooge noise? can you elaborate?"
mason:*splooge*
by b2finness July 6, 2022
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Splooge

White, gooey fluid that is ejected from the penis.
Her: ayo, wanna fornicate?
Him: Sorry, no. I just splooged 5 minutes ago, I can’t. :(“
by Abyss_VIII November 4, 2021
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splooge

"Yo, I totally splooged that melon, dude."
by Poojsplooge October 28, 2021
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splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.
Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.
by WriteHot January 29, 2017
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Thunder Splooge

A sexual act in which the male parter, as he is about to finish, pulls out, and produces a tazer. He proceeds to press the tazer against the female genetalia , shock her, and then finish over the affected area.
man1 " so, how was your night?"
man 2 "pretty good, this girl i took home from the bar let me thunder splooge her, shit was cash"
by Djuken December 25, 2019
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