dutch spanch sanchez

During an episode of liqui-shits, when a helpful friend plugs your erupting asshole with the trimmed leafy tops of spinach. Once they are good and poo painted, he or she then slaps you with them under the nose creating a mustache like smear.
It is a traditional Homosexual Witchcraft spell meant to restore fecal solidity.

"Dude I could not stop spraying the anal fire hose last night, but Anne remembered the good old Dutch Spanch Sanchez... about 10 minutes later I was good to go!"

by Chairman Fester December 22, 2016

Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3

Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*

by Luke hater July 11, 2021

Hanky Spanky

When your in a mood to just get spanked and the person spanking you name is hank but the nickname is hanky

Wow hank gave me a good hanky spanky last night

by My babysitter July 19, 2022

golden spanky

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them

I totally gave her a golden spanky last night

by Beavis August 14, 2022

adhm-spanky

the act of joining a top medical school and thinking u ain't extremely smart (but you are extremely smart)
can be defined in a similar fashion to "imposter syndrome"

holy shit man did you know mark adhm-spanky into ain shams?

by zestra October 30, 2023

Linking spanky

Beating yo meat

“Bro we found kravitz linking spanky behind the bar last night “

by theb00tyconsumer February 19, 2024

moving spanky

Behaving very weirdly and shakey

Mans were in the Trizzy and that BK kid was moving spanky

by CPGLIZZY March 29, 2024