Spaghetti Man

1.) A man who is very thin, tall and bendy, often found on the Northern coast of South America.
2.) A person who is clearly insane and who has been released from a mental home without full tests being done.
3.) An Italian male who is a hit with the ladies due to his diet of spaghetti and olive oil.

Francesca: Mama Mia!! Look at that crazy man with no clothes on, he is making silly noises like a deformed dog, whats wrong with him?
Lisconelli: He is a "spaghetti Man" so don't be mean, he can not help being crazy.
Francesca: I wasn't being mean! You always look for the worst in me Lisconelli, i'm getting sick of it now!
Lisconelli: You are over reacting again. Maybe you are a "Spaghetti Man"!

by Paul Fleming July 30, 2006

spaghetti hole

Based on the term Spaghettification in the book, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking. Spaghettification being the vertical stretching and horizontal compression of objects into long thin shapes (rather like spaghetti) in a very strong gravitational field, and is caused by extreme tidal forces. In the most extreme cases, near black holes, makeing the spaghetti hole look alot like an anus.

If I stuck it in her colostomy bag wouldn't that be sticking it in her spaghetti hole by proxy?

by Dr. Spaghetti September 22, 2010

spaghetti arms

really ridiculously skinny arms, often associated with someone who uses their arms in their profession, such as basketball referee.

"wow that referee has some serious spaghetti arms, it must be Katie Potts!"

by old man mcmuffin June 13, 2013

spaghetti coma

When you have eaten a lot of spaghetti or any other comparable pasta and minutes after eating all motor functions slow down and you really want to pass out.

1. Bill: "I made the mistake of eating spaghetti on my lunch break. I was in a spaghetti coma for the rest of my shift and my register wound up being short 200 dollars."

by wolfbert August 29, 2009

Spaghetti Nightmare

What devlops after you get so many wired accessories connected to any one television, computer, etc.
Usually consisting of live wires and wires from old, forgotten equipment (Turntables, anyone?)
It also maybe the doing of your phone or cable company. Why do you think those utility boxes are so freakin' huge?


Maybe also be used as another term for the food at Carrabba's Italian Grill.

Bob's old wiring gets tangled in with the rest of the Spaghetti Nightmare behind his TV.

Comcast adds it's own wiring to AT&T's Spaghetti Nightmare.

I ate at Carrabba's Italian Grill, it was a Spaghetti Nightmare.

by Brisk June 15, 2004

Mom's spaghetti

is better than
Dad's ravioli
Grandma's ginocchi
Girlfriend's tortellini
Grandpa's rigatoni

You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝

by hotearlgrey June 10, 2021

Suffragetti Spaghetti

What you will turn ‘Emily’ into if she talks about feminism one more fucking time

*You click on ✨Emily✨‘s story

Story: Omgggg why can’t men and woman just be equal...
You: Holy shit if she talks about equality one more time, i’m gonna turn her into Suffragetti Spaghetti

by Jonahquai April 11, 2021