Siberian Snowman

A "Naturally Occurring" snowman; a snowman that is actually a frozen person found buried in the snow for any amount of time.

A Siberian Snowman is not the kind of snowman one would desire to find, although, they do still count as snowmen and anyone who finds one can claim the remains as an achievement as they can be very difficult to discover.
"Babushka! Babushka! Jakob was out, digging in the snow when he found a hand sticking out from the ground!"
"Mmmm da grandchild of mine, my sweet Jakob seems to have found a Siberian Snowman! What a lucky boy he will grow up to be!"
by Liam Longshire November 30, 2018
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Frosty the fucking Snowman

Frosty the fucking Snowman is frosty.
by Frosty69 December 09, 2024
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Snowman's Load

A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.
"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"
by groimsley December 10, 2010
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Angry snowman

Thw better way to say the best cube craft game of ( snowman survival
by The interlectual January 27, 2020
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Brown Snowman

A “Snow”man that you make during the winter when there isn’t much snow on the ground. Due to the lack of snow, it ends up being mostly dirt. Commonly mistaken for real Black men.
“Hey, you wanna go build a Brown Snowman?”
>Fuck that, just wait for more snow.
by OneWholeGay December 26, 2020
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snowman powder

A nickname for cocaine. Sounds like it came from a 1980s animated film about fairies.
Guy 1: Dude, I need a fix. Let's go get some snowman powder.
Guy 2: What the fuck is that? Sounds like some gay shit.
by TheRealDickCox November 24, 2010
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Cheesy snowman

When your buddy is so blacked out drunk on the couch so you stuff his nostrils with 2 fucking flaming hot cheetos!
My buddy was so drunk I gave him a cheesy snowman then threw a cup of raw urine on him
by Dirty twizzler February 13, 2024
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