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Smooth Criminal

The Gigachad position used to solve the problem caused by the combo of pissing and having a boner. Only achievable after 1000+ hours of life playing time and after getting the "no splasher on the edge" achievement
Man, i couldn't hold myself, got to the bathroom and had to pullout the smooth criminal. Risky play, but worked out.
by Redskyn August 17, 2022
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Smooth in the head

When someone is really dumb

Or just makes a mistake that’s really dumb
1-Pizza is good cause of the ketchup

2-Why are you smooth in the head......
by LeahArts November 29, 2020
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Mr. Smooth

Bro where’s Mr. Smooth? Oh he’s over there
by The Mr smooth September 4, 2018
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Smooth Dude

Smooth dude code word for a vape or nic stick created by St.James high students in Vacherie Louisiana as a code word.
Person 1: aye who got the dude?
Person 2: jack got the smooth dude.
by KingSwell September 19, 2023
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smooth melons

When you dip your balls in melted candle wax and you take them out. The balls become very smooth and firm. Soon after the dried wax starts to fall of and your balls get smooth and greasy.
I love when I get smooth melons, it makes me feel like I'm a baby again
by qwter978 May 13, 2016
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smooth rub

Getting someone to smoothly rub their nuts on icyhot and feel the pain.
I gave my friend a smooth rub after he lit my ps4 on fire
by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016
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chocolate smooth

that party was totally chocolate smooth!
by ryanszbest December 21, 2008
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