Instant Message Sloth - The term for a person who takes WAY TOO LONG to type a reply to an instant message, text message, or Facebook PM, and when they complete the reply it is a short answer or single sentence.
"Janet is an IM Sloth. I asked her a simple question via instant message and her typing indicator showed she was answering for 15 minute. When she finally replied her answer was 'YES'"
by Nategator July 14, 2017
Get the IM Slothmug. A mid 20 year old female, 30 lbs over weight who smells like the calcium build up male p.e teachers get on the sides of their mouths during an intense game of wall "fag" ball. They also prey on drunk "scrotes" at the bars that are to smashed to realize how carney their under gibblets looks.
My boy B-Dunks got man handled by a Sloth Coot in an suburban bunker last weekend...He still smells like Rumpelstiltskin's breath...
by P Dangerously August 31, 2011
Get the Sloth Cootmug. by Beebopboop December 3, 2018
Get the iron slothmug. 
Some funny some not but we all like to eat to eat tatortots. Sloth memes are my favorite memes though.
Me-hey dude what's your favorite type of memes. Dude-um SpongeBob memes. me-so it's not sloth memes huh well get out of my house!
by Lizard75100 November 28, 2019
Get the Sloth memesmug. An over-righteous, pretenticous know-it-all chubby chaser with an addiction to making people feel dumber than it is.
by sloth hunter101 April 6, 2011
Get the jungle slothmug. The solid brick of egg on a Mc'Donalds egg Mc'Muffin, solid yellow in color and cylindrical in shape.
by Michel Mc'Nasty November 5, 2010
Get the Sloth pattymug.