softboy

Opposite of a fuckboy. Tries to find committed relationships through complimenting girls and being nice to them. Usually never works and the “softboy” is most likely a virgin and will be until he transforms into a fuckboy.

Girl A: Jake is being so nice to me. I think he likes me.
Girl B: that’s different
Girl A: yeah I think he is a softboy. I wish he’d just be a dick to me so I could fuck him
Girl B: yeah I have no idea why guys think being a softboy is attractive

by assmangler69 October 12, 2017

Softball

1 reason you cant date a softball player:
1. Lesbian

that softball player is a lesbian

by rightright November 16, 2011

Softball

Letting a guy think that they're getting a "Home Run" when they're really only getting to "Third Base".

"Man, she came over yesterday and we had an intense game of Softball."

"Hey, do you want to come over and play softball?"

by MattressDancer February 14, 2009

sifted

Another word for pissed off, rattled or just angry

man hes sifted or man im sifted cuse i faild my test

by -dil December 18, 2008

simpson university softball

A group of white girls known as the school sluts. Known as "2015 National Champions" but really won a tournament that was a joke.

You fucked a Simpson University Softball girl... Typical.

by NAIAStud September 4, 2016

softball

cocaine; usually an 8ball of white

"Im bout to get that softball,you down?"

"you already know"

by nati boy May 27, 2006

softball

Softball (see zzzzzzzzzz) < Lacrosse (see best damn sport ever). Why the hell would anyone play softball, with a game like lax in the world, softball sux get used to it.

Softball sucks ass, hard.

by Katie April 20, 2005