shrimp season

When it’s so cold your dick goes small e.g. winter time is shrimp season

“Aye bro you got a small dick”
“Nah g trust me it’s just shrimp season”

by Kdawggydawgdawg March 14, 2021

Press Shrimp

The act of pressing ones penis against a window or other object.

Yo, ima go press shrimp on that restaurants window!

by Shrimppresser887 March 12, 2021

shrimp arms

The arms on a overweight person that begin to resemble the shape of a shrimp, as in the upper half of the arm being very large (the shrimp's head) and tapering down as it gets closer to the hand (the shrimp's tail).

Look at the shrimp arms on that beast!

by thekellinator January 5, 2011

Shrimp juice

Juice that comes out of shrimp

Shrimp juice is the Oozy juice that comes out of micheals jumbo shrimp

by Strawberry berry Daqueri March 9, 2021

shrimp skins

Shrimp skins are the crusty left overs on your dick after you have a good romp with the lady and not clean yourself and just let your river snake air dry.

Dude I got so crazy with Laura last night I passed out after and woke up with shrimp skins.

by Number15footlettuce June 29, 2018

Floor Shrimp

Cockroaches

Tell that baby not to eat those floor shrimp crawling around.

by OldManCyclist October 7, 2016

Shrimp Money

When a shrimp molted and his new shell is looking fresh.

Damn, did you see Funk Shrimps new shell? He got that shrimp Money!

by Funk Shrimp April 11, 2023