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service turd

Waiter or waitress with a very bad attitude and or service
Man, our waitress at the spaghetti factory was a total service turd!
by Happykitty66 July 26, 2016
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service kit

A peasant term used alot in the lower class gas engineer circles and on many occasions booked in to other engineers when on rest days etc
Sorry mate had to book in a service kit on a cdi as haven’t got one on van and it’s my rest day tomorrow!
by Baby jangles June 3, 2020
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servile dog

A person who sacrifices their dignity and social standing for the sex they’re attracted to. Usually by obediently complying with a series of menial requests.
Did you see Jackson handing out lollipops to those girls? He’s such a servile dog.

Wow Jackson just twerked for that girls tiktok, he just lost all dignity and is entirely servile.
by get_got April 18, 2022
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bad service

What Esther's specializes in.
Kurtie- "We ordered 5 hours ago, where the fuck is our food?"

Jured- "Remember, we're at Esther's. Bad service is their thing."

Katie- "Ohhhh, yeah."
by KatieeisKinky. December 7, 2009
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civil-service

To civil-service. Verb form of "civil service", used by co-workers at an unnamed government agency. It is means to affably but vaguely agree to aggressive demands for work by those outside your chain of command, and then go back to whatever you were (or were not) doing, secure in the knowledge that there will be no consequences. What anyone would do without fear of the lash.
That consultant babe from the Commissioner's office came by asking for a detailed report on our project status, so I civil-serviced her and then went to the retirement party on the fifth floor.
by Doc Benway '47 May 26, 2011
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Arsewiping Service

When someone calls in to get you to do something for them that they can easily manage themselves but can't be bothered to do it!
Call Andrex, this Micta needs the arsewiping service, they wont call up their energy company to set up their account and want us to do it!
by Flash-collector June 7, 2019
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4 service

4 service is catering company with toothless waiters sourced from a mining company in russia. they make omelets while washing the rooms. reception staff drink vodka and sing Christmas songs while watching violent porn on the pc screen, impossible and get in touch with them. and if you get in touch with them then they try and have sex with you and steal your money. If you complain about the rooms, a black limousine with 3 anabolic guys will come and ask you to shut up.
by Kripos October 19, 2021
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