Common sense

Something you cant really explain to a moron, because if they're not doing something on accident, they're doing it out of malice (a petty form of cruelty), all while expecting nobody else to be cruel.

The moron will just parrot back to you about your own common sense if you try to explain common sense to him/her.

by Solid Mantis July 24, 2020

Common Sense

Is when you use your head and not your ass

Someone says "what's common sense?" You reply "it's when you use your head and not ur ass!!"

by ~volleyball_21 April 26, 2017

Common sense

Something everybody on the internet lacks

Common sense? Who's that? Never heard of her

by SackOfShit December 28, 2018

Common Sense

The thing that humanity needs in order to survive. Instead, we have certain people with no common sense (Logan/Jake Paul, Lil Tay, and many other human beings). To put it in simple words, it is a power that could save humanity yet no one has it.

John: Bob, do you know where the fiction novels are? Bob: QuiEt THis bE Ta Liberry. John: Man, you have no Common Sense, considering the fact that you are a librarian.

by CuckyCuckBoi June 15, 2018

shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

by JonChad15 April 15, 2021

Condum Sense

If you want to have fun in bed but you don't want another kid use condum sense.

Person 1: I dont want another kid we have enough

Person 2: Well then use tour condum sense

by Gamenird123 August 13, 2018

god sense

To be the best at something, To be the greatest

I’m am god sense at playing basketball

by Charlie god February 3, 2018