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Scrotalfob

Attachments to the scrotum, usually extremely unpleasant in nature.
I can't wait for Diana and Marcus to stop being absolute scrotalfobs
by KT-PeaceKeeper December 26, 2023
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Scrotal Mange

A condition contracted after being off work for extended periods of time, this variation of mange, specific to the scrotum, is characterized by severe itching, hair loss, and the formation of scabs and lesions. Believed to have originated in capybaras, humans can develop this condition after they have lounged around too much.
Nathan: "What's up with Tom?"

Jason: "First week back.... he's got full-blown scrotal mange."
by N'a/t.h, October 2, 2024
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Scrotal Eclipse

A prank, involving two male individuals, in which one is sleeping and the other one squats naked over him and wakes him to his ball bag dangling over his face, blocking any artificial light
"Jerry fell asleep already"
"LOL wake him so he doesn't miss the scrotal eclipse"
by Razor the Different September 23, 2025
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Scrotungeon

A dungeon made of the stretched scrotum of its king fit perfectly snug as to enclose all that may be imprisoned . First developed in the scrotum kingdom by the scrotum king so that he may throw deserving scrotum peasants into the scrotungeon to clean his scrotum for the entirety of their sentence. (you will be nude)
Scrotum King: Carter i sentence you to 7 years in the scrotungeon!!
Carter: NOOOOOOO!! ANYWHERE BUT THE SCROTUNGEON!!!
Scrotum King: Prepare to clean my scrotum you scrotum peasant
Carter: Yes my scrotum King
Scrotum King: Good little scrotum peasant! Now off to the scrotungeon you go!
by Jeitiligigjigiler December 16, 2025
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Going Scrotal

Beyond "going postal", some situations require you to go scrotal on someone or something. To nut up.
by Kirbslirb August 16, 2017
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The Scrota

Noun: proper term to refer to the feelings of every Scrotum in the room. Generally used to express the emotions that are felt universally by men.
The Scrota: approves.
The Scrota feels…confused.
The Scrota shrivels in disagreement.
by Jax The Impalor December 10, 2024
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