scrotan 

A tan for your scrotum when it's nice and sunny. Obviously this needs to be done somewhere private or a nudist beach. And you must make sure the whole of your scrotum is brown or it doesn't count as a bona fide scrotan. You will need to consider this when thinking about your sunbathing position.

"Ahh my tan-lines are annoying me. I wanted to get a scrotan yesterday as it was 30 degrees Celsius but I couldn't strip off completely because my neighbours could see over the fence and they have a little daughter"

"Hey! What's up with your pasty-ass ballsack? Haven't you tried getting a scrotan? Good luck getting laid without a scrotan..."

scrotan by ArcadeFire07 July 30, 2021

Scrotal distancing 

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

Scrotal distancing by tbow252 May 16, 2020

total scrotal implosion 

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

total scrotal implosion by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011

Scrotaint 

The area of skin in between a person’s scrotum and taint.

Yo my scrotaint dripping purple ooze and mad itchy this morning.

Scrotaint by TheScrotaintKid August 2, 2020

scrotastinate 

When your lady stays out late with her girlfriends just to avoid sex.

Sure, l'll have another drink so I don't have to go home and do Bob. Yes, I'll scrotastinate and do him tomorrow..

scrotastinate by C.Lit May 20, 2010

Scrotal Recall 

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.

"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.

Scrotal Recall by Mr Marky January 8, 2009

Scrotal flaying 

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.

“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”

Scrotal flaying by Cockroaches suck balls August 24, 2023