scratch-tubate

To scratch one's own genitals as if masturbating

A: Hey, why are you scratch-tubating?
B: I need to scratch-tubate 'cause it feels like my dick is on fire. It must be a sex thing...
A: Holy shit, yo're crawling with crabs!
(from "The Big C", season 2, episode 4)

by Tara13 January 15, 2014

Hot Scratch

another term for "sun burn."

Man, I ended up with a nasty case of Hot Scratch after my trip to the Caribbean.

by hotscratch82 May 10, 2010

Scat Scratch

Is caused when one takes a messy shit and doesn't remove all the dirty residue. After walking around your ass cheeks become chaffed. Its the worst on a hot summer's day. This can also happen to male when ramming a persons unclean ass.

John took an explosive dump as soon as we got to Amusement Park. At the end of the day he looked like someone had shoved a 12 foot dick in his ass. He was suffering from the scat scratch.

Guy to Friend- "Dude, I nailed Betty in the ass the other night. I don't think she didn't wiped good enough. my dick has a huge scat scratch.

by legendDF September 15, 2011

T-scratch

1. Robbing one of their virginity with a trident or calering iron.

2. The act of taking pictures of nuggets in the fetal position and then modifying the pictures to make it appear as though the nuggets were in large cities. ie; New York New York, ATL, Detroit, Meadow Springsdaleton.

1. Dude, did you T-scratch her last night???

2. Homo69: Hey, man what'd you do today?
XxLaRgEBaLLsxX69: Oh nothin, I just had to go to my T-scratch meeting at 2:39

by J.Boobie January 6, 2005

Scratch Down

To scratch someone everywhere on their body, giving them immense pleasure.

Girl 1: Last night was amazing!
Girl 2: What happened?
Girl 1: Jared gave me a scratch down! <3

by LeMap December 12, 2010

Scratch out

To dip from the scene.

Mike : This bar is full of gays.

Jamal : Let's scratch out.

by DiPDoPE August 28, 2010

scratch-and-shit

The act of one scratching a scratch-off lotto ticket whilst shitting. (inspired after finding a scratch-off ticket in the garbage next to the toilet in a public men's restroom)

Gas Station Employee 1: Why is there a scratch-off ticket in the bathroom trash?

Gas Station Employee 2: What'd they do? Scratch-and-shit?

by blondelesbian91 September 8, 2011