scored an own goal

Having made out with someone of the same sex.

Tom scored an own goal at a drunken party.
Sara scored an own goal out on a hen night.

by CortalUX April 21, 2007

Obama's Bowling Score

A politically correct way to call something/someone retarded or a retard. OBS for short.

Man 1: "You know that John kid?"
Man 2: "Yeah, he is so Obama's Bowling Score."
Man 1: "It's to bad his mother drank while she was pregnant."
Man 2: "Poor OBS."

by whtthldbttrdntlk March 24, 2009

scoop-n-score

Where u fumbled the bag wit a girl and then someone else starts talking to that girl.

Dirk: Yeah bro I was talking to this girl and I fumbled, and now Ricardo is talking to her.

Chogan: Yeah Ricardo scored a scoop-n-score.

by Dick Gradyson January 6, 2023

for me the score is the juice!

It's presumed to be slang from a specific male sexual oriented group describing the joy of swallowing ejaculate i.e. to give full oral satisfaction to their male partner.

"why did you go down on that big bear"

"he asked me nicely! & for me the score is the juice!"

by exposer February 24, 2009

we score bangers

this is associated with the famous amazing club FC.Flanagan

this is when a player like a jesus chrst, big T, shaba labba or Sullivan mcPeterson or many other quality players score a screamer or just an absolute banger

"WE SCORE BANGERS"

by jackdye7 May 25, 2019

Score some lids

aquirring an ounce of cannibas (or a few.)

you score some lids?
yea
Lets smoke some tea man.

by golden churchill October 20, 2005

He shoots, he scores!

Phrase coined by Foster Hewitt (1902-85), one of the first hockey broadcasters in Canada, beginning in 1923 and going on to call the play-by-play for Toronto Maple Leafs games for some forty years.

McDonald passes to Sittler in the slot, he shoots, he scores!

by Hat Trick July 16, 2009