a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!
by nikoli2142 March 18, 2011
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When you do a sick ass burnout on a Razor Scooter and the rubber from the tires fly off is called “scooter poop”
by Orangejello January 28, 2018
That scooter hooker got here so fast on her scooter.
How much for the scooter hooker?
Shut up scooter hooker.
How much for the scooter hooker?
Shut up scooter hooker.
by White Chocolate $ December 12, 2011
A form a torture and extreme pain. When your razor scooter spins in a circle directly into your ankle and you feel the pain of it being sawed off.
by Saint Wumples September 23, 2020
Having sex on an electric assist scooter while the scooter is in motion. Other people must be watching while in motion for it to count as scooter sex. Bonus points for adding a third. Also known as a scootgasm, coitus on a scooter, joining the mile ride club, unlocking for a good time, juicing without a plug (that kind of plug), and reducing congestion in crowded cities.
Yesterday, my boyfriend and I had mind-blowing scooter sex going from the gym to dinner. You could say we joined the mile ride club. We rode it all the victory. That baby got JUICED!
by ChocoFacial69 May 17, 2019
by Drencrom December 06, 2005