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Scooter License

when a male performs sexual intercourse with a fat chick & try's his upmost not be caught because the fear of being social outcasted by his peers. Originates from the Joke"what does a fat chick{ & a scooter have in common? There both fun to ride until your mates find out"
Jonno was awarded a "scooter license" after hansel walked in on him reverse pile driving that 300 pound fat chick from the party last night...
by rathole November 25, 2009
mugGet the Scooter Licensemug.

motor scooter

Archane euphemism for "mother fucker".
by Frugie February 1, 2005
mugGet the motor scootermug.

Scooter Hooker

A hooker that travels around a college environment late at night via scooter.
That scooter hooker got here so fast on her scooter.

How much for the scooter hooker?

Shut up scooter hooker.
by White Chocolate $ December 15, 2011
mugGet the Scooter Hookermug.

scooter poop

When you do a sick ass burnout on a Razor Scooter and the rubber from the tires fly off is called “scooter poop”
“Yo, lemme eat that scooter poop!”
by Orangejello May 3, 2018
mugGet the scooter poopmug.

Scooter Ankle

A form a torture and extreme pain. When your razor scooter spins in a circle directly into your ankle and you feel the pain of it being sawed off.
Be careful bro that trick has caused tons of scooter ankles
by Saint Wumples September 23, 2020
mugGet the Scooter Anklemug.

scooter sex

Having sex on an electric assist scooter while the scooter is in motion. Other people must be watching while in motion for it to count as scooter sex. Bonus points for adding a third. Also known as a scootgasm, coitus on a scooter, joining the mile ride club, unlocking for a good time, juicing without a plug (that kind of plug), and reducing congestion in crowded cities.
Yesterday, my boyfriend and I had mind-blowing scooter sex going from the gym to dinner. You could say we joined the mile ride club. We rode it all the victory. That baby got JUICED!
by ChocoFacial69 May 16, 2019
mugGet the scooter sexmug.

Hooter Scooter

The placing of your head between the breasts of a woman, and shaking your head rapidly.
"Man I just gave that girl a hooter scooter; I'm all dizzy and probably have black eyes."
by Drencrom December 7, 2005
mugGet the Hooter Scootermug.

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