Sconned

when you are so tired you feel out of it and on a different planet and you have no idea what your doing

bro im so sconned right now

by sassysasbear October 8, 2020

and i was stoned

Added to the end of a stupid excuse to make the excuse seem slightly better than what it is worth.

Will: Why'd you put that up on facebook.
Ed:Because it's funny.
Will:...
Ed:(realizing the seriousness) and i was stoned

by Ghost2human May 15, 2010

the scone

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back

guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"

by the Trogg March 3, 2008

Stoned

1. The highest form of "spacing out" known to man, normally comes after smoking enough marijuana.

2. The third part in a three part cycle during the smoking of marijuana/pot (buzzed, high, stoned). Generally the weirdest point, where even the lines dividing lanes on the road can become the most interesting thing you've ever seen. Also that can be included as side effects random laughing, munchies, and just overall spaced out.

1. I was so stoned that I just stared at the T.V. for 3 hours straight not realizing what the fuck was going on around me.

2. "Yo, Tim did you get stoned man?"

"Hellz yeah, I couldn't help but stare at your family portrait for two hours while just sporadically laughing my ass off. Damn that picture must have a spell on it or some shit."

3. "So like I was saying, wait, what was I saying?"

by RAWR...Lolz April 13, 2009

Stoned

D: all of the above

When your friend is able to convince you hes a vampire so you beat him with a stick.

"no dude your not a fuckin vampire quit it... oh shit dude maybe you are wtf get the fuck away ahhh shit"

by one stonned ass motherfucker May 26, 2004

Stoned Koala

A koala of moderate size that frequently smokes bamboo blunts.

Dude, that Stoned Koala deboed my finest greens!

by Darkz November 16, 2006

no scoped to the dome

a quote that can be found on a shirt available a bungie.com mostly only hardocre halo fans would know what it means. basicly is means no scope to the face or head which implies you will own the person you are saying it to.

Me: yo tay, your going to be no scoped to the dome!
Tay: bring it on!

by jeffy lube December 9, 2008