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schettino

1. verb: To flee without any consideration, dignity, grace or seeming self-respect, particularly from a catastrophic or embarrassing occurrence, with only one's own personal interests at stake.

2. noun: A derogatory term for a person or individual who possesses the unlikable characteristics of someone engaged in schettinoing.
1. Verb: I got caught kicking that girl-scout in the vagina because she wouldn't give me a cookie, so I Schettinoed out of there!

2. Verb: Rupert Murdoch can schettino like no other. Did you see him schettino out of that News of the World scandal? There are rats who could learn a thing or two from that man!

3. Noun: For Christ's sake Dick, stop being a Schettino, and let's get this man to a hospital. I'm sure they'll believe you when you say it was a hunting accident.
by Algernon Misanthrope February 5, 2012
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Schettino

(n.) someone that is so cowardly and weak that every person on the planet instantly hates them

-based upon the captain of the cruise ship that jumped on a life boat and left the passengers to die when he crashed his ship into the aground.
Mike pulled a Schettino when he used his infant son as a human shield.

Janet pulled a Schettino when she sold her daughter to a pedophile so she could get some money for crack.

Sean proved himself to be a big Schettino when he left his children to die in his burning house.
by poliscipundit February 5, 2012
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schettino

Synonym for pussy, coward, or wuss, esp. a coward with the characteristics of a douchebag.
You're the captain of the ship! Don't be such a schettino--get back on board and help rescue people!
by Mayor of Awesometown January 31, 2012
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Schutte

Schutte (shoe-tee) is a word that can be substituted for shit.
Yo, you're a real piece of Schutte!
Fired? This is some bullSchutte!
Okay, who took a Schutte in the bathroom and didn't flush? Schuttehead.
by Schuttehead March 16, 2009
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schmutz

A place-holder for any word you can imagine..a word to keep the conversation going!
Boy- "Hey, do you want to schmutz?"
Girl- "I will not have sex with you!"
Boy- "I'm simply asking if you want to go to the movies is all."

Woman- "What are you eating?"
Son- "Oh, just some schmutz I picked up at the store."
by Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding March 23, 2011
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Schatzie

An amazing creature that can be found in the United States. It has been known to play the drums very well. Little is known about its ability to play instruments well. Some say it carries the A.I.D (Abby Infectious Decease) virus that causes it to make unnecessary sounds and noises. Most people will say that it is a solitary animal but can be found with an adorable asian. Schatzie has many different faces so it is hard to recognize it. It is a gentle loving animal that many can love and adore. It responds to its name if called loudly.
look it's Schatzie

or Hey Schatzie
by bambi984060 December 30, 2010
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Schettino

A complete asshole. Willing to lie and put lives in danger in order to cover his own ass.
The porn star decided to be a schettino and keep working rather than divulge his HIV positive status.
by Marvelous Underwear February 4, 2012
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