A person who is capapble of being both a knob and alright, but there's no way of knowing until you interact with them.
by MrToad1984 November 09, 2017
Schrodinger's Shapiro is a person who starts a debate and decides whether he was serious or not based on the outcome. Troll if he loses, serious if he wins.
Attorney: "And this concludes the defense regarding the case of property trespassing. My client is not guilty."
Judge: "I find the defendant not gui-"
Plaintiff: "Chill, your honour. I didn't sue him for real, it's just a troll."
Attorney: "Objection, your honour. That is clearly Schrodinger's Shapiro."
Judge: "I find the defendant not gui-"
Plaintiff: "Chill, your honour. I didn't sue him for real, it's just a troll."
Attorney: "Objection, your honour. That is clearly Schrodinger's Shapiro."
by Zangiuli February 14, 2022
When a person might be waving at either you or a person behind you. There is no way to know unless you turn around to check.
"Bro, I was stuck in a Schrodinger's Wave yesterday!"
"How so?"
"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."
"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."
"How so?"
"I saw this lady waving in my direction and I wasn't sure if she was referring to me or someone else. Turns out she was waving to someone behind me after I checked."
"Damn, that's rough bro. Must've felt awkward afterwards."
by Rockonboy123 April 30, 2023
When you're making out with a girl with a paper bag on her head, but you are uncertain as to what her face really looks like. This means her face is both beautiful and ugly at the same time.
Bro 1: I banged a chick last night, but someone had put a bag over her head.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
Bro 2: Dude, you totally banged a chick with Schrodinger's Face.
Bro 1: Luckily I never took the bag off, so I'm going to assume she was decent.
Bro 2: Though it's equally likely she could have been fugly.
by Radnen June 19, 2015
When you are both kidding, but also not at the same time. Typically when you're serious about one aspect of something but kidding about another and the two sides are too difficult to verbally differentiate.
by ApathyDefined December 25, 2023
A phenomenon where no one knows if Micheal Morbius actually says “it’s morbin time” due to nobody ever having watched the movie. People make memes about him saying “it’s morbin time” but people make memes about him not saying “it’s morbin time”, and no one knows who’s correct because no one watched Morbius
Person 1:”Hey, did Micheal Morbius say “its morbin time” in the movie?”
Person 2:”yes”
Person 1:”but it says here that he didn’t”
Person 2:”ah, that’s called Schrodinger’s Morbius”
Person 2:”yes”
Person 1:”but it says here that he didn’t”
Person 2:”ah, that’s called Schrodinger’s Morbius”
by Person number 6747568377 September 03, 2022
when you're hanging out with your parents and your balls are hanging out your shorts and by the time you realize they're out you don't know if they've seen them or not so you can't say anything because you dont know
"I went Schrodinger's Balls mode last night while watching a movie with my parents, I swear to god they saw! "-Caelen
by gamergodXD June 03, 2023