Scale of awesomeness

The scale of awesomeness is a basic 0-10 scale, with as many as 3 decimal places (0.001). The highest ranking, and only perfect ten is Bugs Bunny. There are absolutely no exceptions to this. The scale does not refer to music in any way, except that musicians can be put on the scale according to thier non-musical awesome. The scale is not a perfect line, it is more of a curve. So 9.9 is actually many times farther from 10 as 9.8 is to 9.9.

10: Bugs Bunny
9.98: Chuck Norris
9.96: the Fonz
9.87: pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks, vikings, cavemen, etc.

It is recomended that due to the massive amount of awesome in existence, you should mark harshly, for example:
batman= 9.3, spiderman= 8.7, fantastic four= 4

alphonzo Jifalaphydog: "man, what do you think of Bill and Ted?"
Nasshole racer: "about 9.6 on the Scale of awesomeness"

by Spencer Crispin June 17, 2008

will scales

a gay fish who penetrates fish

you're being such a will scales

by Nubby Chugget July 30, 2018

dick-ter scale

Just like the Richter scale that measures the magnitude of earthquakes, this refers to how much a guy has rocked your world.

It could also mean how big of a surprise or disappointment his dick is in size.

So , Sally, how was your date last night with John?
OMG! He knows how to work it! He was so a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Let me tell you, John may not have an ass, but he makes up for it in the front. He is at least a 9.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Oh yeah, I had a one night stand with that guy. From what I remember, it wasn't worth it. He was like a 2.0 on the dick-ter scale.

Did you see that bulge in that guys pants? Looks like he could cause some serious damage with thing. He must be like a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.

by Delta Divas June 27, 2011

-5 to 5 Scale

The -5 to 5 is a more logical rating scale than 1-10 having negative convey repulsion and positive convey attraction. It also has 11 choices instead of 10 and is useful in getting an honest rating without the baggage of the 1-10 scale.

-5 Extremely Repulsed, would not touch with a 10 foot pole
-4 Very ugly, but you are able to resist the urge to throw up in your mouth
-3 On the very ugly side no doubt but not the ugliest you've ever seen
-2 Definitely not good looking, maybe fat
-1 Not naturally blessed and maybe has a crooked nose or some defect
0 Neutral; No Opinion
1 Not very attractive, but not completely useless to look at
2 Decent looking but someone you are not very interested in
3 Very Attracted, you definitely think this person is attractive
4 Super attractive, but not quite the perfect person for you
5 Extremely Attracted, your type in every way

"Hey bro rate that girl on the -5 to 5 Scale."
"Ehh id give her a 2 shes not bad but i'm not really into her"

by TheKevinEffect March 24, 2016

On a scale of one to my penis?

A question you ask when you want to know how hard it is raining/ snowing, ect.

Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?

by YaImCool November 11, 2010

scale hopper

A girl who jumps from one dope dealer’s dick to the next for free dope.

That scale hopper doesn’t ever pay for dope. She is such a slut hanging out with a different dealer every day.

by Goof Proof 187 November 25, 2017

Collins Scale

A scale for ranking woman at Collins Dormitory at Indiana University. Since the women of this dormitory are not as visually stunning as most women at the University, the regular hotness ranking scale is obsolete. Thus, one has to use the Collins scale, wherein the standards of ranking are extremely lowered. When one encounters a girl who is a 8 or above on this modified scale, then they are considered Collins cute. When one encounters a girl considered Collins cute, then it is necessary to yell out "CC" really loud. If this girl is a 10 on the scale (which is about a 6 on the true scale), then she is considered MEGA Collins Cute.

"Hey You See that girl, she's like a 9 on the Collins Scale."
"Yeah Dude, Hey CC!"

by BearJew91 December 8, 2009