Salami

basically means something or someone is grimy could also apply to your performance

"Did you get a chance to talk to that girl over there?"
"Yeah, turns out she was really salami."
"Damn."

"Dude, I was so salami on the court today."
"Yeah bro, you missed seven shots in a row."

by BRPR April 18, 2024

salami

Describes people/things that are sloppy, gross, sleazy, bad, etc

"Who's that guy over there? He looks so salami"
"Oh that guy? That's Brett."
"Damn, someone should NOT mink him out."
"Rock."

by BRPR April 18, 2024

Salami

Something creamy

"uhhh~~~,I want some Salami"

by Salami Bossmam May 16, 2022

salami

A synonym for salary

your salami has decreased significantly

by mr cock23 April 26, 2020

Salami

A good treat for cats, BUT ONLY A LITTLE BIT CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI

Human 1: I’m gonna give my cat some salami
Cat: yes gimme salami yummmmm
Human 2: NO CATS CAN ONLY HAVE A LITTLE SALAMI AS A TREAT!!!!
Cat:oh no! My plan has been foiled

by The Yoted One March 31, 2022

salami girl

a word thaat ur teacher says to you when he wants your salami

teacher: hey salami girl what r u doing tonight

by mianasalmki June 29, 2023

Origami salami

A technique handed down throughout the centuries, in which your salami is wrapped in a warm towel, in the shape of an origami swan. Only procured from the finest of Asian massage parlors.

When she finished the massage and I was feeling quite vulnerable, the origami salami technique calmed my nerves and also appealed to my sense of artistic expression

by Beyond the horizon September 14, 2022