salty duck

placing a semen filled condom on the lips of your victim you violated through anal intercourse creating a duck bill effect causing your victim to "quack" semen.

salty duck is very similar to felching. I gave a girl the salty duck to see her quack with surprise!!

by Dr. Felcher February 26, 2009

Safiyah

An Asian beauty, the name itself means 'lion's share', 'untroubled', 'pure' and 'friend'.

Safiyah's are smart, funny, friendly, and most of all, hot as fuck. Like, honestly, it's unfair to all other women sexy. If you ever see a Safiyah, know that no other women will ever compare. You will thirst after them for the rest of your natural life. If your lucky enough to have a Safiyah pick you, know that you're the luckiest guy in the world, congrats!

Friend 1 (to Friend 2): "And this is my friend, Safiyah!"
Friend 2 (under breath): ...fuck.

by FuckThisShitI'mOut June 5, 2018

Safety Drag

When you go to click on something using either the mouse on a computer or your finger on a smartphone and drag away from the unintended link mistankenly clicked on, so as not to go there

Ment to go to pornhub to jack off, but I accidentally clicked on youporn, so I used a safety drag to prevent the youporn page from loading.

by Dang Lin Wang LXIX June 11, 2015

saltycringe

A adjective to describe a person or something that is making the situation salty/toxic.

The teacher was mad at me for no reason. That’s so saltycringe.

by MissLatinTeacher October 20, 2021

salty grundle

irritation of the grundle from saltwater exposure

After boating and swimming all day, Bob had a seriously salty grundle, so bad that he had to walk with his legs spread.

by Charles Rice June 27, 2006

the salty spittoon

A popular club where all the toughest of the tough gather to commence in fights and parties.

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon, how tough are ya?

by Hash slinging slasher! July 23, 2014

Salty Turd Storm

A salty turd storm is when you take bath salts, air dusters, and jenkem and do them all at once for a one of a kind high. There have been reports that if you take enough of it, you will a high that lasts an entire year! Salty turd storms are reserved only for the coolest people on the planet such as Daniel Tosh.

Deven: Hey dude, what did you do last weekend?

Corbin: I was caught in a salty turd storm and got FUCKED UP! I woke up choking on a baloon with jenkem juice all over my face and in my clothes and all in my hair though...

Deven: Dang sounds like you had a pretty shitty weekend.

Corbin: No man its awesome, wanna get in a salty turd storm tonight?

Deven: Fuck Yeah!!!

by B-Town's Pimp Ass Motherfucker October 25, 2011