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Runner's Dump

The sensation an individual feels after going for a distance run (7+ miles); usually consists of anything you have eaten but not passed since your previous runner's dump - most relieving feeling next to ejaculation.

Described as "nastay!"
Blaine: Dude, I just went for a 9 mile run!

Court: That must have been nice.

Blaine: Yeah, but my Runner's Dump after felt so much better! I finally got that cabbage out.

Court: You haven't had cabbage in a month...

Blaine: I know
by Bored Jedi June 1, 2011
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A runner

A girl/boy who quits or a big cryer
Girl
"I quit!"
Boy
"You're a runner"
by Htrdrdtfyfyftsrdghvhfjcfdrs September 27, 2014
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tales runner

a racing game where everyone runs around free and gayly

There are many perverts who play and hump people. Many people like to stab eachother with their dicks and run around naked. In this game, being a ho/pimp is average. After you play this game you shall become a sex addict unless you have personal issues.
Xanji:*runs around like a naked potato*
Billy: Tales runner is the gay place to be
Bob: Touch me Billy!
by Sandrao December 25, 2009
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jamacian suz runner

a Jamacian suz runner is where you throw a crack pipe in front of a semi-truck, wearing a thong and flipflops, run around the the semi twice and then you get snort coke off a strippers ass.
Jo is a Jamacian Suz Runner in the back alley.
by aWHITEgirl August 21, 2010
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Mouth runner

someone who is talkin shit. most likely drunk, possibly even a two faced hoe. a mouth runner is always talkin all sorts of trash as if they're life is a high school rivalry.
did you hear what she said? fuckin mouth runner..

them tuscarawas county bitches are the best mouth runners.

i bet that mouth runner is going to the gathering..
by realboy01 June 8, 2010
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cookie runner

a NERD
a cookie run player is a nerdy nerd nerd who plays cookie run (a game for nerds)
"don't date them they are a cookie runner"
what?!! no way!? be thanks for warning me I almost dated a nerd
by ihatecookierunkindgomitsucks January 25, 2022
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Homestar Runner

Homestar seems a little "slow" at times. I dont think the Chaps mean for him to sound like he's mentally handicapped, but the way he talks does indicate that he's not really "all there" upstairs. It just fits his image I guess.
-My neme-a is Huomestaw Wunnoh.

-Thet is oone-a ugly burd.
by STOCKHOLM - SVERIGE October 27, 2003
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