Male 1: Dude i love masturbating to the thought of her
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back
Male 2: I like to but it's to dangerous anymore i rumped my stump thinking of her.
Male 1: I would love her to rump my stump and rump your stump when it grows back
by RumperStumper April 22, 2014
Get the rump your stumpmug. a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump
My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.
by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023
Get the morning rumpmug. by thegreatmemer June 3, 2025
Get the Rumpmug. A butthole.
by misterrice360 March 29, 2015
Get the rump ringmug. A way in which to describe something/someone that is appealing, mainly aesthetically. Used in conjunction with the way in which someone would describe a delicious tender steak.
by br&new August 8, 2015
Get the Rumpmug. by thegreatmemer August 11, 2025
Get the rumpmug. (v.) (In especially 2D platformer video games) A portmanteau of the words "right" and "jump", meaning to jump right, or to jump to the right.
by urbandictionaryuser232456 December 22, 2024
Get the rumpmug.