Parker ride

When you say you are going to give someone a ride somewhere then you don't
Bro 1: yeah I'll give you a ride
Later
Bro 2: yeah he gave me a Parker ride
by Big dick man 666 69 420 November 12, 2019
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Profilic Ride

The hottest vehicle someone owns, and puts it as their profile picture.
Damn u have such a Profilic Ride
by Max Amillion CHARMANDER September 22, 2010
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Riding the worm

When you agree with/don't disagree with someone, often during a long conversation in a work context, because you can't be arsed to argue with them.
"Man, I spent an hour on the phone to a client just riding the worm"
by RangerP April 20, 2017
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Ride the llama

To take hard drugs in the early 90’s, specifically in the company of Michael Sheen.
I would give my left tit for the chance to ride the llama
by Marrilion October 09, 2023
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Last ride

When a casket or urn containing the remains of a deceased individual are placed in the back of a hearse, and the rear door closed. Then begans a long and slow procession this is known as the last ride a person will ever take.
The funeral professional placed the bronze cube containing the cremains into the rear of the hearse and closed the rear door. Then a long line of cars left the funeral home at 15mph. This is a Last ride not to be confused with the Undertaker's finishing move.
by bugsymalone October 24, 2008
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Quarter Ride

When your partner is close to finishing, you quickly slide a quarter in their rectum to add an element of surprise and lengthen the ride.
Sarah and I where getting it on last night and she she gave me the quarter ride.
by Nasty Neighbors January 10, 2017
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Stache ride

A verb referring to a person receiving fellatio, cunnilingus or anal sex while in a seated position on the face of a person with facial hair growing above his top lip. The person with a moustache is usually a man but can also be a Italian or Puerto Rican woman or any geriatric female without a pair of tweezers and willing tongue.
Cowboys are experts in stache rides.

Those old broads at the nursing home would be able to give an excellent stache ride if I were into that sort of thing.
by Leatherlaird July 04, 2009
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