Resting Crank Face

The beatific expression of an extremist - either on the left or the right - who holds opinions that only they and their crank-friends subscribe to. Resting crank face can involve smiling benignly, while spouting crank theories to crank comrades 'The moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick' or 'The illuminati is controlling Congress' or 'The Joos did 9/11'

When Jacob Rees-Mogg talks about Brexit a little smile plays around his lips and he becomes the poster boy of the Resting Crank Face.

Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.

"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."

"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."

by Mrs Nuddering September 23, 2019

resting snitch face

Similar to resting bitch face and resting dick face. Resting snitch face is an indicator that a person has a secret and is trying to hold it back. Signs of resting snitch face include small, half smiles similar to Mona Lisa's. Suffers of resting snitch face may also have bouts of immature giggling as they try to hold back from sharing whatever secret they are holding in.

She tried to keep the secret that she ate her daughter's candy, but the mom's resting snitch face gave her away.

by RaisingtheCurtins October 9, 2019

resting bitch aura

A female that radiates the bitch persona through all communication: verbal, non-verbal, facial expressions and via email and phone correspondence.

I was on a conference call with Linda, she had resting bitch aura. I could sense the bitchiness through the phone!!!

by Charby Sue April 18, 2017

Resting cringe face

A resting cringe face (RCF for short) is similar to resting bitch face, but instead of an angry or irritated face, the individual instead unintentionally maintains a cringed sour facial expression. Imagine watching the most cringiest meme video or literally sucking on a lemon, that's the kind of facial expression people with RCF make.

They might not realize that they're cringing their own facial muscles, but many people will notice. RCF is also far more contagious compared to RBF. For example, when you see someone with RCF, you will immediately start cringing too and you will feel incredibly bitter and gloomy.

RCF is relatively uncommon in younger people. Older aged women (49-65) are often the ones that suffer from RCF.

See also: resting disdainful face

Me: *arrives to class late*
Substitute teacher: Who are you?
Me: Oh, I'm in this class, I just arrived late

Substitute teacher: Ah ok
Me: *quietly working on my assignment*
Substitute teacher: *Stands in front of me with her nasty resting cringe face*
Me: *feels sick to the stomach*
Me: Hi, am I doing anything wrong?
Substitute teacher: Oh no not at all, I'm just seeing what you're working on
Me: Oh ok
Substitute teacher: *continues to exhibit resting cringe face*
Me: *starts to cringe and feel bitter AF*

(School ends, goes home)

My mom: What's the matter?

Me: Oh, no, I just have a resting cringe face that's all, I caught it from my substitute teacher today

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 2, 2020

Resting Weeds Face

A server at a resturant that constantly looks like he/she is always in the weeds.

That server has resting weeds face

by bigback1234 November 15, 2014

resting rape face

When an individual's face is stuck with a constant ferocious and hungry look, like that of a serial rapist right before the penetration of an unwilling or unknowing victim.

Vinny: "That bald dude over there has been staring at Molly like he's going to kill her all night. "

John: "Oh no, he's cool. That's just Jake. He's totally got resting rape face."

by FlamingBadgers March 10, 2017

Resting Bitch Voice

Resting Bitch Voice (RBV) - a disorder in which an individual presents as incapable of controlling the amount of bitchiness in the tone of their voice. Symptoms are often intermittent and can come on suddenly. An increase of severity of RBV is often seen in concurrence with other health conditions such as stress, at certain times of the month and with tequila use. RBV often worsens with age. While RBV was officially named in 2022, the condition has existed within certain populations for many years. There is no known cure.

Wow, I just had a run-in with your friend. She was super agro. Who? Oh....no....she has resting bitch voice.

Omigosh , did you hear Maria was diagnosed with RBV?

Your Honor, I was not being disrespectful to the officer, I suffer from resting bitch voice.

by JeniJeni August 18, 2022