ranch forker

A person who dips their fork in the sauce/dressing/ranch before they grab their food with the fork while eating.

I saw you put some ranch on your fork before you ate that salad, you ranch forker!

by RedLucasMiller August 23, 2020

ranch catcher

A man of questionable sexual orientation

My friend doesn't like women anymore. He is becoming a ranch catcher.

by imadethisword2 November 24, 2013

ranch ass

SLUT. EASY. WHORE.

Broh!? Did you hit that ranch ass last night?

by SR20VE January 29, 2018

Ranch finger

When you creampie a girl and then proceed to finger her vagina and finally you finish her off with anal fingering.

Dude I gave that girl the Ranch Finger and now she keeps complaining about having sticky farts!

by YoBoiSkinnyPenis June 16, 2018

ranch stache

When your fucked up and you lick a bowl of ranch and have some on your face

Man, that bro over there has a ranch stache.

by Lord Anthony October 22, 2017

nipple ranch

When you jizz on the nipples and you wipe lettuce all over it. Substituting it for ranch when you broke as fuck. (Usually you make the partner eat it all)

Suzie wanted a salad but we were out of ranch, so we made nipple ranch instead.

by Cotton Picker 69/420 January 11, 2016

ranch head

An insult for people who like ranch a little too much (typically used by people who don’t like dressing at all)

“Ew. Look at that fucking ranch head over there. They put ranch on literally everything~”

by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022