t-rection

A penis that is erected and Is Huge and is in comparison a t-rex compared to a raptor.

Dude Chris had such a t-rection last night at daniels house, i think hes gay!.

by Connor174 May 27, 2007

post-rational

Clinging to a belief that was once rational but current circumstances have rendered irrational.

At the Democratic National Convention, some Hillary supporters clung to the post-rational belief that Hillary could be the Democratic nominee.

by Jayrosh October 16, 2008

Delayed Reaction

When you make a kissing sound and motion approximately 15 seconds after your boyfriend has left the vicinity of your face after kissing you. He will then spend 5 minutes generating a substantial amount of laughter from you by 1. Acting very homosexual-attitude about the situation and 2. Showing you how crazy it makes you look.

When kissing my girlfriend last night she sat there without returning the kiss. She did not even respond. I pulled away and after about 15 seconds of just looking at her she made the sound of a kiss and a slight purse of her lips. Apparently there was an invisible man between us or she is just crazy. That is when I said "That was a Delayed Reaction"!

by BigGreeneGuy October 5, 2009

My Rationality

The rationality that is only understood by you. Usually used when you say or do something that makes no sense.

Person 1: Why did the banana turn into a coconut?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: BECAUSE IT WAS A COOKIE!!!!
Person 2: That makes no sense
Person 1: Understand my rationality
Person 2: Which is?
Person 1: I'm an asshole.

by Harry Scrotes July 1, 2008

"e" rections

directions obtained on the internet relating to adult entertainment.

Dude my "e" rections tell me that the strip club is around the corner.

by imnotcire April 18, 2009

Elimination Reaction

A reaction in which a substituent group or element attached via sigma bond to a hydrocarbon, commonly an alkane, is eliminated to form a pi bond to a carbon adjacent to the carbon the substituent group or element was originally lost from.

Yo, I was makin out with this girl Aisha at a party earlier but Larry, this dude who was one of her friends, wouldn't fuckin leave the room. Some cops came and larry tried to bolt cuz he was holdin. Larry got arrested and left with the cops and I fucked the shit out of Aisha. It was like sweet cherry "pi" up in that shit! Now thats a fuckin elimination reaction.

by the street chemist February 8, 2010

action my reaction

*high school boy hi-jinks*!! -placing of a carbonated beverage (with opening covered by thumb) on nether region, then bucking hips to shake it up. -at moment of choice, release effluent; simulating male ejaculation. -shout action! my reaction!! -this is a guaranteed way to impress females!!

john did an action my reaction in the middle of some sorority girls, while bill pulled out his 'unit' and put his glasses on it, simulating a nose!

by michael foolsley December 19, 2009