Spencer Queef

Another name for a tall guy who's probably from Canada, who at any given time can randomly blurt out a dumbass question. Also walks and talks like he is a robot sent from the land of maple syrup to learn about the US. He's also loud as fuck

Spencer queef: Primary objective... discover the meaning of "head"

Jack: What'd you just say queef?

Spencer queef: Oh nothing, just talking to myself.... Can I fuck your sister?

by keaty pablo February 25, 2020

National Queef Day

National queef day celebrated on July 17th

Yo man tomorrow is national queef day, how we gonna celebrate?

by weirdlongwilly April 22, 2022

sandal queef

When your foot forms a suction cup with the sole of your sandals, and when you step down the air shoots out and it sounds like, well, a queef.

Trying to sneak around at 2am with my birkenstocks on; boy is that sandal queef horrific!

by warrior_69 March 8, 2023

queefan

A nigga named Ethan 😂💯

Queefan is a ligit nigga named Ethan....like ligitness

by LigitLigitnessLikeLigit September 5, 2016

queefeater

Lame. Someone so lame, it could be said that they eat queefs.

Anyone with the 'flavor saver' facial hair motif is a COMPLETE queefeater.

by Allison Parks February 2, 2008

Queefenstein's Monster

A hideous mythical beast expelled from a foul smelling vagina during coitus. Occurs only during a full moon. The unleashed beast is evil and devours puppies and small children.

Dude, while I was doing your mother last night she expelled a Queefenstein's Monster that ate my dog.

by The Disturbed Doctor October 10, 2009

penis queef

A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.

Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005