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Putinism

Used to describe a blatant lie and then deflect criticism by blaming others
Donald Trump was guilty of blatant putinism when discussing his tax returns with legal team.
by Dongbottle February 16, 2022
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Putin’s Bubble Blower

When you cum in a Russian hookers asshole and have her blow cum bubbles out of her asshole.
I had a girl do the Putin’s Bubble Blower last night.
by Pastor Diddy March 22, 2025
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Putin's popsicle

The name of a death caused by a Russian icecube
Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?

Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.
by E Bird July 28, 2022
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Putin

"hey Do you know who Putin is?"
"a piece of shit, i hardly know him"
by Joana777 March 8, 2022
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Phone Call to Putin

Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.

source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.
by SnowDen89 March 23, 2016
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Putin

by Hohol666 November 22, 2021
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Woke Putin

Woke Putin was a war hero from the years 1377-1438. He fought to make Dreamywar and Ambastler, his grandparents happy in the Hundred Year War. He was born in Schweinfurt, Germany in the year 1361. He fought in Fickmuhlen, a town in Niedersachsen when he was 19. He had very hard years as his parents, Nizza and Trump left Woke Putin when he was 61. He tragically was very goonicidal and died from gooning too hard in his pants.
"We remember Woke Putin forever!" Woke Bird the 7th, Woke Putin's great great great great great great great grandson in 2011 at 89 years old.
by Playboy Cardi March 30, 2025
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