Premature mickulation

When you jump the gun and try to act the hero. Seeing an opportunity to get some praise without realising what's going on.

That guy thought he was saving the day because he has been going to the gym but turns out nobody needed saving. Sounds like he suffered premature mickulation

by Crazysteve April 9, 2017

premature ecraftulation

When you are way too excited about a new project and start without fully understanding the process and the excitement makes you basically blow your load all over it and really screw it up.

I experienced premature ecraftulation all over that project I was doing and ruined $50 worth of supplies.

by Jennbec1 June 17, 2017

Premature Abortion

Premature Abortion is unique in the sense that only a man can have one. Premature Abortion happens when a sperm, or many sperm, fail to unionize with a human egg inside a female. This often happens when a female is not present. In most cases, a premature abortion ends up in some sort of Kleenex and gets throw into a garbage receptacle. Commonly, a premature abortion will get washed down the shower drain or disposed of orally by a willing participant. Premature abortions can happen just about anywhere and get aborted on just about any surface imaginable. They can even happen involuntarily while you sleep. There has been research on these nocturnal abortions, but they are still in the preliminary stages.

Douche bag #1 - "I know this chick that will let you have a premature abortion right on her face!"
Douche bag #2 - "Shit! The only action I get is when I have a nocturnal abortion and have to change my underwear upon waking up."

by SmokeTwibz January 23, 2018

Prematch Poo

Prematch Poo, a poo which takes place just before an event, preferably sporting event.
The prematch poo has many advantages including

1) Not needing to piss or shit during the event.
2) Being that slight bit lighter.

This tactic was founded by Burnley FC manager - Shaun Dyche
But adopted by the Italians when winning the World Cup.

Friend #1: "You ran dead quick then mate"
Friend #2: "Ye, I went for my prematch poo la"
Friend #1: "alright'
Friend #3 "Shaun Dyche"

by Shaun Dyche May 23, 2019

Premature Articulation

When someone interrupts you while you are talking but what they have to say has nothing to do with what you were talking about. Someone who talks out of turn.

ME: My boss fired me the other day because I kept interrupting him when he was trying to tell me what to do.

YOU: Sounds like you suffer from Premature Articulation.

by GD Daddy for Trixy September 23, 2019

Praemornate

To prepare for the day in the morning. A verb which means to go about one's morning routine.

("prey-mourn-ate")

Conjugation:
I praemornate. He praemornates. I praemornated. I will praemornate.

Noun: Praemornation ("Prey - mer - nation") - one's morning routine.

I'm always late for work because it takes me over two hours to praemornate.
My praemornation consists of a jog, a shower, and two strong cups of coffee.

by DrJava November 13, 2019

prem patel

Prem is a pretty sweet dude, he might come out as mean and intimidating, but he is the biggest sweetheart in the world. There huge dorks, but that just makes them 10x funnier. Their always there for you and are never afraid to speak their opinion. There super smart and most likely have won student of the month multiple times and will graduate high school early. If you know a prem they’ll bring good care and fortune in your life. There name literally means love.

Omg that boy is so sweet and smart!!

he must be a prem patel

by boo boo bear 🥰 December 17, 2019