Potato

the carrots of the all time low fandom

"Rian's hair makes him look like a potato lol!!!"
"you're a potato"

by Big Booty Hoe 666 April 10, 2013

potato

a person who is being random!

Dude you're bein such a potato.
or
that was a bit of a potato

by Kavaror December 28, 2005

potato

a thief who likes to steal worthless signs and hide them in his pants. often steals from large chain stores such as Walmart.

employee: "Hey, what happened to the shop sign. It's gone."

shopowner: "What? It was here a minute ago."

employee: "Well, I did see some kid hanging around outside."

shopowner: "That damn potato."

by Jon Zimmerman June 18, 2008

potatoe

the phrase used when having an orgasm.

AHHHHHHHH POTATOE YOU'RE SO GOOOOD MMMMM POTATOE

by theo collin March 9, 2016

potato

a vegatable

a potato is a vegatable like a carrot or onion

by usgvugusvdgh January 29, 2009

Potato

1. The most ubiquitous thing in the entire world, followed closely by cockroach in second place and sardars (aka sikhs, turbanators) in the third place.

2. When mashed, represents the height of genuine English culinary achievement.

3. The biggest commodity purchase of McDonald's. Used in their "employee induction programs" to fill-up skull cavities.

4. Handy object of comparison. See examples.

"Who is smarter - potato or microsoft?"
"What came first - potato or vodka?"
What's on everyone's mind at the Wimbledon : "Who's got better potatoes?"

by _cheese April 22, 2009

Potato

Brown person who acts white, but is too dull or boring to be called a coconut

You ain't no sand nigger, you ain't even a damn coconut. You a goddamn potato

by Spam on Toast August 2, 2006