party pooper

A person or persons who once invited to a party, proceeds to get drunk, defecates themselves, and ruin the party via smell.

Jim is a nice guy, but once I found out he was a party pooper, we couldn't hang out.

by Andy Holman October 12, 2005

Pooper Scooper

vb; the act of inserting four fingers into the female rectum, and the remaining thumb into the vaginal cavity moving the hand upward in a scooping motion.

yo that bitch was trippin' last night so i hit her with the pooper scooper and she chille.

by BMcDSquad December 22, 2008

Pooper Scooper

One who very often tends to belive rumors or trash talk about anybody or anything. Since the rumors are only spread by the people who 'talk shit', the beliver is refered to as the "Pooper Scooper" Get it??

P1: Hey, you wanna chill at M.J's House?!
P2: Hell NO, I herd he likes to rape little boys! I'm a little boy!
P1: Those are rumors! Quit bein such a Pooper Scooper!
Dam.. *Walks away

NOTE: No offense intended towards M.J!

by BiLinGuist August 30, 2009

party pooper

a person who takes a large shit on the party decorations also see party skidmarks

Andrew, that piglet, was a party pooper all at Chucky Cheeses .

by sJaAbCaKiSsOgNay September 7, 2006

Put it in the pooper

A different way of saying "I'll put it in the butt"

"Isn't she hot ,Dave?"
"Yeah I'll totally put it in the pooper."

by Zazzerina September 28, 2015

scooshing in a pooper

Scottish Slang, To blow ones glorious man juice right up another's pooper

Man, I nailed a proper dirty last night... I was scooshing in a pooper... The Man juice was just running right back out!!!!!

by pooperscoosher October 17, 2013

Pooper Schooner

A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.

Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.

Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ

by The Fourth Kind December 13, 2012