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Peyton

A really funny looking goofball who needs glasses cuz she blind, likes looking at feet and is 3ft tall
Holy Guacamole, there’s that goofy ass Peyton again
by goofypeyton October 11, 2022
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Peyton

Peyton is a guy who you can get to know easily. He may sometimes act gay but he is straight asf. He likes to mess around and feels unstoppable.
Person, ¨did you hear about Peyton?¨
by CBrCB June 1, 2022
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Peyton

Peyton's usually are tall, slightly or severely depressed, and white. (If you encounter one that is fairly short, run away as fast as possible. They are not of the human species.) They also have severe anger issues and will not hesitate to cause physical harm towards one's body. They are also very stubborn. however, it is debatable whether or not a Peyton is athletic or lazy. The same goes for Trustworthiness. One thing is for sure though, Peyton's are not awesome, or nice. Take it from me! I would body slam someone out of sheer boredom!
Hi, I'm Peyton. **Blows up**
by Fartatious August 6, 2023
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peyton

the only peyton i knew was a moron, a dick and threw tantrums about everything. do not make friends with them. they may in some cases watch hentai.
peyton sucks.
by im a good person March 16, 2020
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Peyton

Peyton is the best!! She's funny, kind, a bit dirty minded but that's okay, she listens when you talk, and shes beautiful, if someone doesn't like her, they are actually on something, who couldn't like her? She is awesome and will forever be a good person, although she gets angry at times, like when you get in a fight with ur friend that's also one of her friends and you guys talk About your opinions to her, but that is very understandable, she is very sweet and I love my peyton!!
"Peyton is my bestie not your"
by Thelilcheesyratismine25 December 2, 2024
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Peyton

A boy who would be straight if he could handle women
Guy: Treys being a real Peyton
Guy 2: why
Guy: he just can't handle a woman
by Greg Turnplatt September 7, 2023
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Peyton surprise

When a bad bitch named Peyton wakes you up with some dome
“I just got Peyton surprise from my friends sister”
“That’s sick bro!”
by The Creamster May 18, 2024
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