flappy pecker

When a guy what's to fuck you but his dick is flaced, so if he tried he would just be grinding against you awkwardly

he pulled it out, I was ready for him to penetrate me but he just started slapping his dick off me like a flappy pecker

by The white knight November 20, 2015

Pecker's Fedora

When your boy stretches his ball sack around your erect peen

"Oh Herschel, this Pecker's Fedora looks so good, I wish I could wear it to the club"

by Nick Petrowski December 5, 2020

squirrel pecker

Verb. Forcing Data into crazy situations. Like a squirrel jams nuts into places they should not fit.

"How are we going to get all this customer data into Salesforce?"

- "Don't worry dude - I will just Squirrel Pecker it!"

by StPeteRoper August 23, 2019

pecker sock

A sock that goes around the penis

A sock used to cum into. It harder everytime it dries. A pecker sock is just a different word for "cum sock"

"Hey Bill, why's your sock so hard?"
"It's my pecker sock, if you know what I mean." "Ooooh can I lick it?"

by Help_me6601 July 19, 2022

pecker porridge

Another name for male semen.

Your sister took a warm helping of pecker porridge.

by Chi-Town Kid February 26, 2018

Rainbow Pecker

The act of your partner vomiting up Lucky Charm's cereal on your schlong upon oral sex, typically resulting in a rainbow-like hue.

"Ay lads, looks like I got ye olde Rainbow Pecker last night with Becky..."

"Sorry boys, can't make the movie tonight. Got another case of the Rainbow Pecker."

by Brother Wumbo December 15, 2019

Pecker Checker

When a female is caught checking out a mans package.

I caught Amanda pecker checking me. She is a pecker checker.

by DemBoys11 October 1, 2016